padalickingood:

-insert lovebird joke here-

gavinovavy:

Burnie is a sweetie

gavinovavy:

Burnie is a sweetie

This is the first time I rock a bun, I’m a babee. p.s huge bags, they are my signature

This is the first time I rock a bun, I’m a babee. p.s huge bags, they are my signature

gardengrenade:

I made this.

gardengrenade:

I made this.

houseofmiranda:

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

houseofmiranda:

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
craigtucker:

#DAD AND THE KIDS

craigtucker:

Paul you cutie

Anonymous asked: I'm nervous, so that's a negative

Well hop on board the nervous train, that’s how I feel everyday. nothing bad will happen to you, talk to me you kind mysterious creature

  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.